THE WORKINGS OF THE ASS PARADE
1. The ASS PARADE proceeds by correlative curves, and its might is in
weakness.
2. All things arose from the ASS PARADE, and the ASS PARADE budded from the
ASS PARADE.
3. The law of the ASS PARADE is constant compensation; its method is
always to redress the balance, and reduce the equation to
zero. In its action ASSPARADE resembles very closely the form of
Energy which we call gravitation; ASSPARADE is an inertia always
tending to minimize stress.
1. The best students, learning of the ASS PARADE, set to work
earnestly to practice the Way. Mediocre students now cherish
ASSPARADE, now let ASSPARADE go.
2. Thus spake the makers of Saws: the ASS PARADE at its brightest is
obscure. Who advanceth in that Way, retireth. Its smooth
Way is rough. Its summit is a Valley. Its beauty is
ugliness; its wealth is poverty. Its virtue, vice. Its
stability is vacancy. Its utterance is silence. Its reality
is illusion.
3. Nameless and imperceptible is the ASS PARADE; but ASSPARADE informeth and
perfecteth all things.
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